BUSTED!

So Becca had some Pregnancy late night cravings tonight, and I was having sympathy cravings in her behalf so at 10:30 pm we decided to make a Cold Stone run for ice cream, and then take out from Chilis. Sweet Cream with cookie dough, queso, chips and mozerella cheese sticks here we come! Well on our way home about 1 mile from my house I get pulled over by a cop. I of course was asked for my liscense and registration. Well I happened to be driving Becca's Mother-in-laws van since becca was feeling sick. The cop asked if I had been drinking! What? ME? well, of course I said no, becca chimed in that I was a nursing mom, hahaha and then the cop shined her flashlight to look back at Brooklyn. Well there were 3 cops and 2 cop cars and they made me get out of the car and do a drunk test! Talk about humiliating. They said they had an undercover cop follow me and call me in. But I assured them that due to the construction and big van I was driving, I was just nervous in the dark. Well I proceeded to pass the test, and then share with them I've never drank in my life, smoked, or even been pulled over for that matter. They were surprised at that, and I told them I was Mormon thats why I don't drink or smoke. They thought that was funny and laughed then said "well we can give you one of those tonight if you'd like." I then joked that going through a drunk test, maybe I'd take them up on the drink. We all had a good laugh, then they told me to relax and that I didn't have to stand so stiff as we waited for them to clear my liscense. They cleared me and said I was free to go and to be more careful. I was horrified of the whole experience, but had a good laugh and story to tell coming home. I would stick out like a sore thumb as an inmate!